But here's my darkest secret- before it's print demise, I was the single greatest fan of the Weekly World News. Now that it is available only online, I am still addicted. It has such great headlines as "Bat Boy Found in Cave" and many other memorable news articles such as "Kim Kardashian's Butt Explodes." Don't laugh- their stories are thoroughly researched. In the interests of public service, they even have email alerts that will notify you whenever aliens land on earth.
You can see why my dream has always been to be a writer for this icon of creativity.
They tell you the things other news outlets don't. Most of you probably don't know that a volcano erupted this week in Cleveland, Ohio or that Megan Fox is a man. Or that L.A. real estate agents use predator drones to improve their business.
Also, in this week's issue, they unveil proof that not only does "Eating Causes Weight Gain," but also that "Yoga Causes Mental Illness."
So if you've got a bad case of writer's block or are desperately trying to kick start your creativity, go read the "Weekly World News." It'll change your paradigm.
